Since you asked, we can tell you that due to last-minute cancellations (presumably due to premature pants-wetting), we’ve got some space on our list!
If you’d like to come along to our PARANORMA PANORAMA Chaos Thaoghaire, we’ll be filling those spots on a first-come, first-served basis. If you or a loved one are interested in securing the coveted last spots on our list, email chaosdublin at gmail dot com, fill out our contact form, or do whatever it is you do to get in touch with people you want to hear you. Can you scream really loud? We can.
Are you afraid Chaos Thaoghaire might be too chaotic, too scary, too panoramic for you?
Here’s a way to test yourself. Sit perfectly still on a flat surface or chair, with your back straight. Now, look at this image for three full seconds.
Sit perfectly still. Now hold, hold, hold.…
Good. Now rate your dryness on a scale of one to ten, with ten being the most moist.
1–3: (dry to moderately damp) You are CHAOS-READY! Nothing phases you, does it? The apocalypse could come and you could still perch upon a swatch of the finest silk satin and leave nothing for the dry cleaner to do. Congratulations!
3–6: (damp to a teensy bit squelchy) You could go either way, couldn’t you? No stranger to life’s little accidents, we’ll remember not to give you a jack-in-the-box for The Christmas
7–10: (OH MOTHER OF GOD) Well, since you’re already in this sort of a briny-bottomed pickle, I guess we can’t make it any worse. Or can we? Let us try! Oh do!