What we’re really here to say is that we’re looking for things to give away as prizes at Chaos Thaoghaire events. We’d like the winning team to get nice prizes, of course, and we also want to be able to reward the rowdy, the inept, and the just plain confused with both edible and inedible goods. So if you’ve got a prize you want to give to some rowdy, brainy, dishonest, and badly-behaved ne’er-do-wells, we’d be so excited and so grateful that not only would we name one of our sharks after you, we would even let you provoke them a little and tell them they should just deal with it. Did you ever think that something so simple could let you get one over on sharks?
We also are happy to accept the incredible (as in ‘difficult to believe’). The good thing about us (apart from the way we’re good at keeping you safe from compound shark attacks**) is that we’re quite interested in giving away puzzling prizes. Milk, beef jerky, boxes of keyrings. An unsold box of broken china from a fete that was cancelled when the entire vestry was eaten by sharks. That stuff. The sort of thing that would give the winners some explaining to do.
As one of us was overheard saying today: “I can’t believe I ate the whole pie!”
If you’re interested in giving us things, colour us listening! Email us at chaosdublin [at] gmail [dot] com. We can’t wait to read your email. We’re just going to sit here and reload the page until it comes, in fact.
* Guarantee only applies to terrestrially-based Chaos Thaoghaire events
** Our lawyers say we need to point out that the term ‘unprovoked’ should be considered implied. If you mess with sharks and they attack you, that’s your own problem. We’ll just say we never met you.
