From now on, we’ll be using these form things unless we aren’t, in which case we’ll let you know via blog, twitter, and/or email how we’re gonna do it. So, for example, if you come to our event and swear you’ll be back for revenge the next month, you’ll still need to put your left click button where your shriveled little mouth is and book in. This is because, you see, everyone grabs us by the shoulders at the end of each night and swears they will be back to claim what is rightfully theirs. (And not just at Chaos nights.)
And an announcement! Our March Chaos — and we’ll just go ahead and call these monthly Odessa events our Champions League — will be on Paddy’s Day itself, and, as special as our regular events are, this one will be more so. Like more regular, only bigger, faster, louder, longer. As they say in mediocre local publications and PR companies, it will probably be ‘very unique’, by which we mean the manifestation of a logical impossibility.
It will be curated by our friend Patrick Freyne (that website is old, by the way), and we’re very excited because Patrick will be our very first bearded curator, unless you count what happens to Italian-American women in their dotage (and we’d rather not be reminded). If you haven’t read Patrick’s TV reviews in the Sunday Tribune, then how are you even watching television in the first place? Upside down?
We’re also hoarding Patricks for this event. If you or someone you know is called Patrick, Patricia, Padraig, Patrice, Patriczia or has some variation of it in his or her surname (Fitzpatrick, Kirkpatrick, Patrickelli, O’McPaddy etc), even if this is not your/his/her real name, then do get in touch. Our ill-conceived plan is that we would like as many as possible of our March storytellers to be named for our nation’s patron saint. We understand that we have not thought this through. You can stop sending those registered letters now. It’s awkward with the postman.
