Once at a party a friend came up to me to whisper dirty things about a boy she was having pre-marital third-base with, and I had to quickly cut her off by shouting “NO NO, Jane is here, and she’s a PRUDE!”. And now the world knows, Jane does not want to hear about your pre-marital (or marital) third-base! No Sir! Poor Jane, all this cock-talk has really got her panties in a bunch (even the thought of her own bunched panties is probably too much for her).
Colin, the composer of the Chaos Thaoghaire National Anthem, sound-guy, muse, be-spectacled gentleman and musical expert that he is, managed to capture a small clip of poor Jane trying to come to terms with her own prude-ness. The poor girl has been practicing saying some of the key words we might need to say out loud at this week’s Chaos, and ladies and gentleman, I am not the sort of friend who keeps a good sound-bite to herself when it’s this hilarious!
Don’t tell Jane, she will notice this post eventually and when she overcomes her initial humiliated shock she will take it down. Get it while it’s hot, PRUDE JANE SAYS PENIS (FOR PRACTICE)!!!!!!
P.S. Quick, thinks of ways I can win her trust back after she discovers this. She really is the Sophia Petrillo to my Blanche Devereaux. Even if she can’t say penis without practice.
